So Jacob, Andrea’s ex, goes to New York for work and has her look after his family while he is away; when he comes back he brings a souvenir, the clock. Andrea is ready to leave but Jacob convinces her to spend the night and thanks to this conversation she gives us the best line from the movie:
“I hate having regret for breakfast.” – Andrea
So yeah, she spends the night and has great sex with him. Next morning, Andrea has some weird interaction with the kids, Lisa and Rusty, before leaving for her class at grad school. Meanwhile, our guy Jacob decides to go for a run and oh no, he gets viciously attacked by a dog, and guess what, Andrea decides to take care of him while he heals. DUN DUN DUUUUN!!!
This is when it goes downhill for Andrea. Listen, honey, as a strong independent woman (ew, cringe) it makes me so mad to see smart women do dumb stuff because of a guy. I’m like, honey, no, just wake up and do you, you know what I mean? Anywhohow.
So yes, the clock, don’t forget about the clock. The clock in the house is playing tricks on everyone: Jacob becomes a hot mess of a maniac slob, Lisa becomes an aggressive hot nymphomaniac, and Rusty becomes an adorable confused mess.
HOT MESS: