Yes to YAZ! – The People Under the Stairs (1991)

The People Under the Stairs (1991) has a very special place in my heart as it was one of the first horror movies I ever watched in my childhood. When I try to go back and remember my first time watching it I cannot help but feel happy and sad, well, not really sad, more like nostalgic. I wish I had the courage to type the words of the image I see in my mind about that special afternoon, but I hate to admit that that moment was simply too precious and too personal to be shared with the public, it would cheapen it and I cannot allow that.

What I can say is this, this movie was a catalyst for my natural inclination towards liking and enjoying horror. This movie made me feel for some of the characters which, as it happened to be, looked different but to me it did not mean that they were bad, they were just different. Sure, they were portrayed as the scary ones, hidden in the dark basement and inside the walls, ready to attack should you get close to them, but my child brain saw them as victims, imprisoned and desperate to get help. My empathetic eye saw people in need and it did not matter that they looked different, their mutilated faces and disheveled appearance did not scare me, it only made me want to protect them and take care of them. The people under the stairs—as they were called—were just people to me.

Watching the movie as a child was captivating as two of the main characters, Fool and Alice, were kids like I was and it felt great seeing someone who looked like me having those exciting adventures, and it was equally fascinating getting to see them go from one extreme to the other; for Fool, going from almost being evicted to being rich, and for Alice, going from being kidnapped (unbeknownst to her) and physically and emotionally abused (sexually too?) to being awaken to the realization she was free and allowed to fight back. Fool became a hero and Alice became a survivor.

Now, re-watching the movie in my 30’s is a different experience and I am here to talk about it. So, what I would like to do now is give you my top 5 Yes to YAZ! list of my favorite characters as seeing thru my very own adult eyes –let’s begin!

**SPOILERS AHEAD**

05. FOOL – Poindexter aka Dexter aka Fool was such a trooper from the beginning. At just thirteen years old he took it upon himself to get the money his family needed in order to not get evicted, you see, he felt like he was the Man of the house since his mother was very sick with cancer and his big sister was taking care of her babies; life was tough and unfair but all he knew was that he needed to get cash to pay the greedy landlord within the next 24 hours. Granted, he chose the one illegal option he saw feasible at such a short notice and decided to be part of a home robbery scheme and, since nothing good ever came from doing something bad, he and his “mentors” ended up being unwilling prisoners for the homeowners who—surprise!—were the landlords themselves. Fool was brave and compassionate at every occasion. This kid did his best and I admired him for it.

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04. THE “MOM” – This lady was something else, a total Karen, yikes. She first gave me a suspicious vibe, like she was hiding something, and lo and behold, she was! Not much can be said about her other than she stole multiple kids to keep them for herself but once they acted up she mutilated them and discarded them and unto the next she went, oh, and she was playing house with her brother, double yikes. Here comes the kicker though, the reason why I liked her character was because she was not perfect, she was so fucked up and got to see her deteriorate as the movie progressed… what can I say, I love a good trainwreck.  

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03. THE “SIBLINGS” – These guys were the best! Sure, they were scary looking as I mentioned above, but the poor guys were just victims. I still feel bad for them, and I still want to help them.

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02. THE “DAD” – Real talk? Now that I get to re-watch this movie with my adult eyes I cannot pretend to not notice how attractive the dad is. Wait, what was that? He isn’t and it’s just me and my disgusting and depraved taste in men? What!? Are you telling me that a tall and trim man whose hobby is dressing in a BDSM suit while practicing shooting indoors is not hot? Girl, what can I say, he makes me feel some type of way.

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01. ALICE – And finally, Alice! This girl breaks my heart and then puts it back every time I watch the movie. The way I see it, her determination for survival is masked by weakness and, yes, she may look afraid and even paralyzed by fear but she knows that playing the subjugation game is her best option to guarantee another day above ground, after all, what could a tiny human do against a crazy mother and a dangerous dad? (Survivable choices, anyone?) Alice lives day by day and that is commendable under those circumstances but once Fool crosses paths with her she is given the boost she needs to get the hell out of there, both physically and psychologically. I love the scene when she finds out she was stolen and passed as the couple’s daughter, oh man, her face and voice went from lost little girl to badass bitch in a second. I LOVE THAT SCENE!

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Before I close this post and say goodbye to you, I would like to quickly mention one last character –the one and only, Roach! He was an overall sweet boy who became such an iconic figure in our horror community and for that, my dear horror friend, I say Thank you to Wes Craven for having given us the gift we didn’t know we needed.

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In Love and Fear,

-Marath

© 2016-2020

THE CLEANING LADY (2018)

Hi friend, I had to stop by real quick and tell you about this movie that I watched a few days ago, and trust me, you do want to add it to your Amazon queue #notspons so please, please promise me you will watch The Cleaning Lady (2018) when you have a chance. What was that? Why am I trying to push it to you so hard? Easy answer, because, in my opinion, it was a really sweet movie with a relatable protagonist and a believable antagonist. I will for sure come back and re-watch it whenever I need some gentle feminine energy around me #wheremygirlsat #COVIDlife.

Let’s watch the trailer first and don’t worry, I will not spoil the movie for you, not today ;)

ALICE is our protagonist and we like her. She is a girl’s girl, sincerely nice, polite, welcoming, and an overall good person. She works from home as a beautician and her business allows her to enjoy a comfortable life in Los Angeles. Alice takes good care of herself with nice home-cooked meals, baths, and pampering beauty treatments, also, she goes to Pilates and group therapy. However, Alice is not perfect as she is trying her best to end a relationship with a married man.

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SHELLY is our antagonist and we also like her. She is painfully shy due to her appearance and speaks in a very quiet voice, she makes us feel a lot of compassion for her as we can only imagine all the suffering she had to endure when her entire face was burned; we completely understand why she dresses in baggy clothes, with her long hair and baseball cap covering her face, she may look disheveled but we don’t care, we know she is doing her very best at trying to have a normal life and that’s what matters. Shelly works as a maintenance person at Alice’s apartment building and, by happenchance, ends up getting an under-the-table job offer cleaning Alice’s apartment twice a week.

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Alice had this gentle way of behaving around others that came across as genuine and safe, so you can imagine how good Shelly must have felt when Alice asked her to stay for dinner, even if it had been as a last minute excuse to keep herself busy while trying to avoid her lover, or, as she put it, her ‘disease’ (Alice had been struggling with love addiction). Over dinner, Shelly willingly opened up to Alice and shared why she was badly burned, granted, she did not disclose the whole horrendous story, but that intimate moment allowed for both women to trust each other which naturally opened the door for their new friendship.

I feel like I am not doing a good job at explaining why this movie felt so wholesome to me. Mmmh… Was it maybe because it was an indie film with a smaller budget which allowed for more creative freedom and realism? Was it because it was shot in my city and it felt familiar? Was it because the sets were not, how do I say it, elaborate and instead reminded me of real livable spaces? Was it because the work/life situation of the protagonist felt like an actual attainable life? Herself, even, she looked like a regular woman (did she remind me of someone I know IRL?). And what about the antagonist? She was so shy and made herself small so as to not be noticed which was heartbreaking but understandable (was that behavior what made me want to ‘protect’ her?). And her backstory, wow, so much sorrow and pain (was that why I felt compassion for her?). I don’t really have the answers to my own questions, but all I know for sure is that these two women gave me such a vibe, a vibe that felt warm and bright and girly.

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But don’t get me wrong, not everything was sunshine and rainbows, I mean, this was a horror movie and a bunch of bad stuff did happen, but guess what, I am not going to mention any of it and, instead, I am going to let you find all about it by yourself. Watch now on TUBI.

“You have to, for yourself.” -Shelly

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In Love and Fear (and warm fuzzy feelings),

—Marath

© 2016-2020

THIS FRESH BLOOD: Near Dark (1987)

Hi, hello, how are you, how’s it going, what’s gucci, what’s popping?? Listen, listen, so, do you know how much we love going into Instagram to hopefully find in our feed a good Horror movie recommendation? Well, I hit the jackpot early this morning thanks to today’s prompt [Vampire] for the tag #100daysofhalloweenhappy where a handful of people were posting about their favorite vampire character in a movie and, oh my, who was that dashing fella I kept seeing over and over?

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It turned out his name was Severen, from Near Dark (1987), so I proceeded to make a mental note of that and promised myself I would watch the movie after work tonight and, oh baby, I just did and these are my thoughts. (By the way, welcome to another installment of THIS FRESH BLOOD, it’s been a minute!)

*spoilers ahead*

First things first, I would like to confess that I chose to watch the movie only because the Severen dude looked super attractive, I mean, how could I resist a bad boy with a smug attitude and a thirst for blood? So yeah, go ahead, call me basic, there’s nothing wrong with it…

Little did I know Near Dark was not about the cool Severen, oh no, it was about Caleb Colton, a down to earth, family oriented young cowboy who happened to be bitten by a nice vampire girl. But don’t feel too bad for him, it was all his fault after all, you see, Caleb, being the young man that he was in his small town, saw the opportunity of talking to a fresh unfamiliar face and you better believe he took it, the problem was that he was a little too aggressive with his flirting and yada, yada, yada, he low-key threaten the girl, Mae, to not drive her home before sunrise if she did not kiss him (I know!), so Mae kissed him of course (I knooooow!) but not without taking a little sip of that sweet, sweet neck artery blood.

And so Caleb was ‘accidentally’ turned into a vampire and was ‘forcefully’ made to join the traveling gang.

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Even though it might seem that I am giving Caleb shit, I actually started rooting for him early on and felt bad for the mishaps he had to go through; from having to leave his family without saying goodbye (and them desperately looking for him), to him trying to escape the group (and failing miserably), to being thirsty for blood (and morally not being able to take a life), to being caught in the middle of the reckless behavior of the other vampires (and being shot by the police in the process), to finally being rescued by his father and little sister (and later on having to fight the disgruntled vampires by himself).

Plot twist! Caleb’s father, Loy Colton, was a farm veterinarian and thanks to his ingenuity he gave his son a blood transfusion which, lo and behold, cured him of vampirism.   

I’m going to say it again. A simple blood transfusion from a non-vampire to a vampire cured the latter from his, ahem, illness??

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I don’t think there is anything else for me to say here. I was pretty much done after the whole transfusion debacle as it felt like an easy way out, but don’t get it wrong, I was happy for Caleb in spite of the fact that the story resolution felt like cheating. Oh, shit, wait a sec! Did I mention that the vampire gang easily burned and died by simply being exposed to the sun? And that Mae was turned back into a mortal thanks to Caleb’s blood transfusion magic? Yeah… I kind of wished Severen hadn’t exploded (his death was super extra btw) so that maybe he could have reprised his role as the mischievous lovable bastard we enjoyed watching, because if his character were still alive then maybe that would have made me care for the movie a little bit (and yes, now I understand why all these girls were posting about him this morning).

Forever basic,

-Marath

© 2016-2020