Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990)

Oh, hi! How are you, dear friend? It’s been a little while since we last spoke. I hope the holidays were kind to you and yours, and that you welcomed 2022 happy and healthy. There’s nothing new to report on my side of the world, well, I’ve been playing around with the idea of traveling in a few months to the Midwest to attend Slipknot’s new roadshow concert, listen, I am realistically considering my choices as I still feel super weird about traveling again by plane and stuff, I mean, the ‘vid should be under control by this Spring, no problem, but I don’t know, it’s just weird to think about being inches away from strangers, packed like sardines for a few hours—in a plane, no bueno, in a concert, si bueno, don’t get it twisted lol—I mean, it should be totally fine by then, yes, I know, I knoooow, but, like, shit, how can I really, reeeeally know, you know? Anyway, please allow me to stop rambling and let’s jump into today’s movie, my beloved, Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990). *SPOILERS AHEAD*

By now, in this horror friendship of ours you must be aware of the fact that Leatherface is my favorite slasher villain as he represents to me—and please don’t judge me too hard for what I am about to say for the millionth time—an afraid little child, trapped in the menacing body of a killing machine, unable to communicate properly, existing by survival and instinct, protecting his family and going into fight mode when necessary, living one day at a time. This not-so-subtle role contradiction is what it’s so appealing to me; it is not a double life, but a balance between a docile soul, unable to understand his surroundings, and explosive rage, embodied in the form of pure muscle and power tools.

Case in point, have you ever noticed how Leatherface only shows up when intruders step into his home? He is not roaming around the streets of Texas, causing mayhem because he is bored and stuff, nah, he is at his home with his family, minding his own business, when—and only when—the thread of strangers wakes him from his dull reality and prompts him to react with violence.  

This third installment of the TCM franchise gave us two new aspects of his personality that I really enjoyed watching, I honestly had zero idea I could like Leatherface even more but (surprise!) here I am telling you about it.

The first one was that he was playful, like, we literally saw him practicing his spelling with a peculiar gadget which asked him to spell the word Clown by first showing him the picture of a clown and oh my god, he kept spelling Food over and over again because he, allegedly, more likely, who knows at this point, must have captured and eaten a person in clown attire (don’t forget the Sawyers were cannibals), seeing Leatherface getting frustrated by entering the wrong word broke my heart for some reason; also when it came to the playfulness, Leatherface took the Walkman cassette player away from their current ‘house guest’ and oh my god, he looked like a sweetheart listening to it with the orange headphones and stuff (total 80’s nostalgia!).

The second new aspect of his personality was a mature one and, at first, I didn’t know how to feel about it but I then realized how cool it was –Leatherface was a dad! (Ah!) He fathered an adorable little girl, a psycho girl, but adorable nonetheless. Also, for what the matriarch of the family said, he—and I am so sorry for the following, actually, you’re too precious, please cover your eyes in three, two , one—got first dibs on the women they captured because, in her own words, “He does make the sweetest damn babies, you know. Junior likes them private parts. We knows what to do with them parts.”

I hope I didn’t traumatize you with that mental picture. My bad. The point was, Leatherface role in the family was to provide protection with his physical strength, and spawn cute babies with his strong genes.

Right, but what about the movie as a whole, you may ask? Straight answer, it was great! It had a bunch of interesting characters like Tinker who was an inventor and insisted technology was the family’s new friend (he built his own arm, Leatherface’s spelling machine, the Excalibur-looking chainsaw, plus other stuff), and Tex who embraced gender roles in a way that was welcoming and refreshing (he went from charming playboy [those looks!] to domestic goddess [that manicure!]). Let’s take a look at the following two stills and notice all the details, including the adorable drawing on the fridge done by the little girl:

As for the ‘good guys’ we had the couple from California who was driving thru Texas to deliver a car, they were bickering at times but it wasn’t annoying or anything, they served their purpose and that was that. There was also Benny who was a Good Samaritan, a local to the area, with plenty of chances to run for his life but alas, decided to stick around and be a hero.

All in all Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III had all the things we love and adore from the TCM franchise: a decaying isolated house, a home that is really a slaughterhouse, a cannibal American family with traditional values that are both negated and reassigned, where normality and monster become reversed, and where the legacy of repression weights heavily not only on the Sawyers but on everyone that comes across their path. (I LOVE THAT SHIT!)

In Love and Fear,

-Marath

P.S. If possible, watch the Unrated version, not the heavily censored R-Rated one. And skip the official trailer, it was silly.

© 2016-2022

If You Didn’t Get Down During Spit It Out, Did You Even Slipknot, Bruh?

It’s been two days since Knotfest Los Angeles 2021 and my body is still sore. It shouldn’t be. I enjoyed the concert from the cushy comfort of Sec FLST9 Row C Seat 5, the premium sitting by the stage. Fuck. It sucks getting old.

When my husband asked me about my overall experience at the festival—I went alone, by the way—my answer to him was a solid 7/10 as the bands were great but the venue wasn’t. Even though it was my first time at the Banc of California Stadium I had high expectations for it, but at the end of the day the venue’s offenses—not gonna go into detail—were harmless and inconsequential, infuriating yes, but at least us Maggots were safe and had the chance of enjoying the show all night long.  

Just like clockwork, Slipknot started their hour and a half set at 9:20pm on the glorious and cold Friday night of November 5th, 2021. That time and date will go down in my personal history as the moment part of my soul was given back to me after one year and eight months of pandemic paranoia; California’s covid craziness put my lifestyle on hold and took hostage part of my identity, who was I without the joy of freedom, of people? So here’s my vaccination card. Let’s fucking do this!

Slipknot gave us an amazing performance. We were their last stop in their 2021 US Tour (29 shows in seven weeks) but you would have thought we were their first, they all had so much energy and holy shit how do they do it!? I pray to god I have a fraction of their stamina when I hit my fifties and that I am still headbanging by then.

Their setlist consisted of their greatest hits plus their new single, The Chapeltown Rag, and even though I loved it all I was hoping they played some of my favorites, but I guess there will be another time to watch them perform in person the masterpiece that is Eyeless, Sulfur, Dead Memories, Custer, and Solway Firth. Also, did I mention that the concert was streamed live all over the world? I hope they end up releasing the pro-shot recording via download or dvd so I can add it to my Slipknot collection.

If I had to choose one moment as the most especial of the entire evening I would have to say it was when we all got down during Spit It Out – what a blast it was! When I realized what was going to happen I took out my phone and started recording. Duuude, I fucking did it, I am now proudly—and without any question or doubt—an Official Maggot!

Here’s to more music, more concerts, more culture, more arts, more people, more us! See you around.

In Love and Fear,

-Marath

P.S. If you would like to watch the full pro-shot live stream of the song Spit It Out, go here and enjoy it while it lasts ;)

[February 17, 2022 EDIT: Slipknot released today the official music video for their new single The Chapeltown Rag which consisted of live footage from their 2021 US Tour and for a couple of seconds (00:45 mark) you can sort of see my left arm. Listen, I fully acknowledge it is so dumb for me to even point it out but somehow it feels… I don’t know… mmmh… important at some very, very small level? All I know is that I am grateful that the girl next to me was able to capture the attention of the band’s film crew while she was headbanging so I could have this tiny moment of perpetual happiness.]

© 2016-2021

Yes to YAZ! – The Columnist (2019)

Friend! How are you! I hope this last month treated you well and that you find yourself happy and healthy today. I have to tell you I am SO EXCITED that I could simultaneously break into a celebratory dance and throw up right now, you see, in a few hours I head to Knotfest Los Angeles 2021 and ERMAHGERD!! AAH!! Fucking Slipknot man, I cannot WAAAAAAAIT!!

*takes a few deep breaths*

Where was I? Right. In order to center myself a little bit since I didn’t know what to do with all the nervous/exciting energy flowing through my head for the entire morning—took the day off from work—I decided to stop by and tell you all about a movie that has been on my mind for a while now. Enter The Columnist (2019) from the Netherlands whose original title is “Kuthoer” which translates from Dutch into English as “Cunt-Whore” but don’t worry too much about the vulgar insult, it only refers to the many words our main character, Femke Boot, gets called online by the trolls of her newspaper column, plus, the term also has to do with the country’s freedom of speech, as in you can say absolutely anything publicly simply because you can, you cunt-whore.

Before I begin listing my favorite things about The Columnist, I believe it is important I tell you I actively use this film as a palate cleanser of sorts every time I watch a bad Horror movie, what do I mean by that? Well, I am not going to name names but oh lord, since there’s a lot of bottom of the barrel type productions out there cashing in on the Horror genre and who don’t give a damn about giving us quality—yet they give lots of damns about investing in online marketing to get those views up and running—I too sometimes fall pray of their sneaky tactics and end up blindsided by their mediocrity, wasting precious hours of my time on their trash… thus my trying to undo the ‘cinematic damage’ by re-watching top quality film-making on my own terms, even if it means investing precious additional hours of my time to remind me that Horror is awesome and this is why I love it.

Without further ado, here’s my top five Yes to YAZ! list of the reasons why I believe The Columnist is such a brilliant film:

[SPOILERS AHEAD]

5. Overwhelmed by online comments: Femke is a writer with a different point of view and she gets eaten alive by those opposing her. What were those specific points of view? We, as the movie audience, never end up knowing but oh surprise, that was the point, one can disagree with stuff but it doesn’t really matter what that stuff is, all that does is that you and I have to treat each other with respect. Okay to disagree? Yes. Okay to attack for disagreeing? No. The attack on Femke was such that it consumed her until she broke because of it, and so then she had no choice but to turn the tables.

4. The Victims: Femke was attacked by several internet trolls, attacked so publicly, so ferociously humiliated by violent words online, just online, nothing but online. Sticks and stones, right? Well, not for Femke. When Femke discovered that her own neighbor was trolling her too she killed him on the spot, as simple as that, and so her revenge had officially started. Femke proceeded to find the home addresses of each of her trolls and went on to killing them in the comfort of their own home, privately, without an audience unlike them fools.

3. Quitting the internet: Killing in the name of freedom of speech became a drug for Femke, but just like with any drug it turned into a real problem and her homicidal addiction almost killed her, well, that and she also missed a very important event with her daughter because of it which caused her to reevaluate her priorities. Internet trolls be damned! Internet be damned! Online life be damned!

2. Relapsing: And just like with any addiction, there was the expected relapse. Femke was doing so well, her book got finally published and on the day of the release party she could not help the craving and used her boyfriend’s smartphone to look at the comments (never read the comments!) and oh shit, there he was, the big-headed troll, the king of them all, now she knew who he was and where he lived and she saw nothing but red. As it turned out, the bad guy was just a random young dude, he was kind of sad, really, a total loser, still living with his parents, stuck in his room playing video games, having no real life, I mean, until Femke met him and *BOOM* no real, real life anymore after that lol.

1. The Book: The best moment in the movie for me was when Femke walked into her book release party wearing all white, covered in the blood of her enemies, with not a care in the world. The struggle had ended and it was great, the book was also done and it was also great. She resembled her book cover, she was her book, she was her story, she was Femke Boot. Hear, hear!

In Love and Fear,

-Marath

© 2016-2021