Computers N' Loneliness - PULSE (2001)

What is it about Asian Horror that appeals so much to me? Is it the subtle dance between reality and the supernatural? Or, on the contrary, the very much matter of fact interactions with spirits? Perhaps it is nothing more than my romanticizing the plain beauty of the mundane (life), and the unexplained eeriness of the unknown (death), whatever the reason, I enjoy a good ghost story courtesy of our brothers and sisters from the East.

Pulse (2001) told a story so simple yet so profound that it left me feeling hopeless and lost for a moment, because, after all, what is humanity but a mere piece to a giant puzzle? What is life but a communal holding place for the now? What is death but a door to a lonely forever?

The story took place in Japan in the early age of the internet when people used dial-up connection and cd’s with internet access codes, you know, back in the day when society initially learned and adapted to modern technology, when computer classes and how-to manuals were a thing.

Michi Kudo was a young woman employed at a flower shop along with her friend, Junko Sasano. Michi took great pride in her work and went above and beyond, even when the tech guy working from home didn’t check-in for a week, nor answered his phone, she got worried and went to his apartment to check on him because, surely, it could not possibly take that long to work on a presentation disk for the client—their deadline was fast approaching and no one had heard from him. Michi’s gut feeling was right, his coworker was in trouble even if he denied it, and, tragically, to her horror, he took his own life while she was looking around his desk for the client’s disk.

This was the moment Michi’s life began changing for the worse. Suddenly, just like that, the shadow of death started hanging over her head; suicide was something that surrounded not only her but everyone else, people she knew, strangers on the street, they all seemed to have this heaviness to them, this dread inside them. People started dying. People started disappearing. Nothing but bodies and black stains were left behind.

Ryosuke Kawashima was an Economics college student with his first computer, you see, he had no idea how to use it, let alone how to navigate the internet with it, however, the one thing he understood was that the computer should not activate on its own in the middle of the night to show him disturbing images of lonely people suffering on the other side of the screen. This was when he reached out for help to Harue Karasawa in the computer science building.

Harue was not only great with computers, her intellect surpassed books which gave her exceptional insight into her existence; but it did not come without a price, you see, she recognized the ugliness in things and in people, in life and in death… she was jaded but she was actually right, people do not connect with each other, even when they say they are. [Side note: I might be reading too much into this 2001 movie, but I believe this was an ominous take on the way social media would bring us together decades later with its parasocial interactions.]

“The idea was so terrifying, I couldn't even bear it, that nothing changes with death, just right now, forever. Is that what becoming a ghost is about?” -Harue Karasawa

“Ghosts won't kill people... because that would just make more ghosts. Isn't that right? Instead, they'll try to make people immortal by quietly trapping them in their own loneliness.” -Harue Karasawa

And on the subject of ghosts and computers, the movie was very clear on the fact that the latter was just a means to an end, computers were never meant to be the main focus of the story, they were just the modern way of doing things; before it was tv's and vhs tapes, now it was computers and the internet. Ghosts would not cross over à la Samara, but would do so by showing their lonely reflections on those bulky 17” CRT monitors.

In the end, Harue took her own life just like everyone else; maybe it was because of the ghosts, maybe the timing was pure coincidence, maybe she could no longer tolerate the burden of knowing that, yes, indeed, nothing truly really mattered. In the end, her smarts and uniqueness were just the same.

Michi and Ryosuke were the last ones standing and eventually crossed paths and joined forces, but, unfortunately, one of them made it out safely while the other disappeared leaving behind a black stain. The End.

In Love and Fear,

—Marath

P.S. Nothing matters and we all die, but don’t be sad and listen to unintentional ASMR courtesy of Ryosuke’s computer skills.

© 2016-2022

Yes to YAZ! - MOTHER’S DAY (1980)

Jackie, Abbey, and Trina met at college ten years ago and are still best friends. They call themselves the Rat Pack and have always had each other’s back, and even now after all these years they make sure to get together for their yearly weekend getaway.

Jackie is successful with a nice job, a nice apartment, a nice car, but she is not perfect as she lets her newest boyfriend take advantage of her (he is a freeloader with no job, who does drugs, steals money from her, doesn’t treat her right, complains about the rough “artist” life, blah, blah, blah), you see, Jackie has a blind spot when it comes to men and usually picks the wrong one.

Abbey’s role at the moment is primarily that of a caregiver to her verbally abusive mother who proclaims over and over again, “I’m a sick woman! I’m a sick woman!” — poor, dear, sweet Abbey confesses to the girls that sometimes she feels their yearly Rat Pack getaways are the only thing holding her together.

Trina’s life is arguably the one with the most comfort and pleasure and excess and fun, and she is actually the only one voicing her opinion about the Rat Pack’s adventures getting old.

This year’s trip took place in the woods by the lake and it proved to be a very unlucky coincidence as the area was home to brothers Ike and Addley, a pair of murderous degenerates living with their mom in a run down house. Mother was the matriarch of the family and even though she looked small and frail, she was a master manipulator and used people’s underestimation to her own advantage. Welcome to Mother’s Day (1980).

Oh, hi there, it’s me, Marath! Thank you so much for joining me here today in another installment of yes to YAZ! where I quickly list five reasons why I personally enjoy and appreciate horror movies. Mother’s Day is such a beautiful piece of 80’s horror cinema and I would be amiss if I didn’t share my love for it over here, my horror home, so, without further ado, let’s jump in!

Reason No. 5. You cannot judge a book by its cover: Mother might look tiny, weak, and innocent but she will very much trick you so her sons can capture you, attack you, rape you, and kill you. Real talk? It was actually quite refreshing seeing an average-looking older woman being the main bad guy. I stan.

Reason No. 4. Women have full lives: The three Rat Pack friends were smart, caring, fun, tough, and loyal. They were not perfect by any means, but when the shit hit the fan they rose to the occasion and not only did they persevere (RIP Jackie) but also took revenge upon the perverted family.

Reason No. 3. You cannot judge a book by its cover, unless you are judging brothers Ike and Addley: Listen, I am not going to sugarcoat it, but what you see is what you get with those two jerks, like, oh my god, I can’t even with them but at the same time I cannot look away either! They are like an annoying pain that doesn’t go away but that also gives you pleasure when you touch it so you keep touching it, yes, you know what I am talking about, when something hurts reeeeeal good… it’s gross but alluring, a mess but free, such an addictive repulsion!

Reason No. 2. Queenie: She was Mother’s animalistic sister who was banished to the wilderness, although we heard very little about her, we knew it would be iconic when we finally got to see her so the anticipation was thrilling! Granted, Mother was terrified of her, and even though her sons did not believe her when she said she had seen Queenie—they were told by grandma she had died, and even had her ear as proof—we, as the audience, were rooting for this so-called Queenie person to come kick Mother’s butt.

Reason No. 1. Family first: I don’t know, man, but there is something so incredibly appealing to me about that kind of family… please don’t judge me, I beg you, but when you give me a dysfunctional family who is unaware of their evil ways, of all the things they do wrong, all paired with a total lack of disregard not only for others, but also for themselves? Dude, yes, yesss, YAZ!

In Love and Fear,

-Marath

© 2016-2022

The Good, The Bad, and The Black Phone (2022)

I promised myself I would not be too harsh on the new Ethan Hawke movie, but then I went ahead and titled this post The Good, The Bad, and The Black Phone (2022) so, you know, mission automatically failed, I guess. My intentions are not to hurt anyone’s feelings, or to be negative or whatever, but to be one of the voices who are honest and simply want to warn those undecided horror fans to save their money and skip the movie altogether, or, if they are still curious about it, to at least wait until it becomes a streamer and even then I would caution them to fast-forward all the way to the very last five minutes –The Black Phone was not worth my time and money, and doubt it would be worth yours either.

A couple of trivia items before we start: The script for this 1h 43m movie was based on a 30-page short story written by Stephen King’s son where a boy is kidnapped and kept in a basement with a disconnected phone which receives supernatural calls from past victims, all dead of course. [By the way, a 30-page short story not does a full-length movie make, just saying.] The movie was directed by the same guy who directed Sinister (2012) which is one of my favorite movies from the 2010’s. [This last part not a trivia piece but a personal fact, obviously.] In Sinister, Hawke played one of the main characters too, ditto for deputy so&so.

**SPOILERS AHEAD**

Let’s begin on a positive note and talk about the good, that is, the boy’s father and sister. Those two characters were so complex and rich that every time they were onscreen they left me wanting more. On one hand we had the tormented alcoholic dad who spends his nights drinking himself to death, angry at the world, taking it out on his daughter for showing the same “special gifts” her late wife had, and on the other hand we had the smart and brave girl who is not afraid to fight back when protecting her shy big brother, but who is yet too little to stand up to her abusive father when being physically punished for embracing her “visions/dreams.” Bonus points: She was funny in a sort of adorable way, so that aspect of her personality balanced out all the hitting and crying.

Before moving into the bad, or more specifically, the meh of the film, I would like to say that I always (always!) try my very best at being unbiased toward child actors in horror movies. Having said that, watching a child actor pretend to be in a dangerous situation in a horror movie, like fighting against a serial killer, let alone being successful at outsmarting said serial killer, takes me out of the moment and I have to bring myself back into this hour-and-a-half-long fantasy world. I do try my best though, but by doing so it feels like work, I don’t know, I am rambling now. So yeah, child actors, yada, yada, yada, not believable enough, not gory enough, not scary enough, so on and so forth.  

The ugly aspect of the film, the nail in the coffin, the drop that spilled the glass, the straw that broke the camel’s back—you know where I am trying to go with this—was the fact that The Black Phone underutilized the great artistic abilities of accomplished actor Ethan Hawke. It was a total joke! The only moment where we saw his full face, excuse me, his full face covered in white makeup and wearing big 70’s glasses (the movie was set in the late 70’s, did I already say that?), was during the kidnapping scene, and everything after that was him wearing the oversized Bughuul-like masks—another hint to Sinister, in my personal opinion, that is already on top of the super 8 film montage and the law enforcement/paranormal combo—that either covered his full face, or just the top, or just the bottom, and that was even if they showed the character at all –Hawke appeared so little in the film! A total joke indeed.

Listen, I can ignore the fact that Hawke’s lukewarm serial killer character, The Grabber, got tricked and killed by the main boy (I can deal with disappointment, no problem, easy, piece of cake), but what I cannot ignore is the fact that the film producers cast deputy so&so from Sinister to be his dumb drug addict brother, I mean, he was completely unnecessary to the story and low-key embarrassing to watch, and yes, of course he also died in the end without making an impact on anyone or anything (I cannot deal with movie makers underestimating their audience and giving them shit stories because they think it’s cute).

Final thoughts? The Black Phone was slow and repetitive and a letdown. The only thing I believe would save it so Blumhouse can continue making money from our ticket purchases (come on, you and I know this is a paycheck for everyone), would be to produce a prequel so they finally explain the reason behind the goofy masks and why The Grabber was who he was. Usually, serial killers, the real kind at least, have the most disturbing childhood stories and there is a robust market for that content nowadays (come on, you and I know we eat that stuff #numnum).

In Love and Fear,

-Marath

© 2016-2022